The Niuntrans Clan

History behind Niuntrans

The Niuntrans as mentioned is the richest clans of Brothilans. They made a fortune from the trade as most of the money was through trade. The Niuntrans were located in prime area of the galaxy and hence the trade union was set up on this planet. The Niuntrans were not the least excited about the whole idea of been the trade capital of the galaxy. They were least bothered with any other clan. The ignorance of the Niuntrans lead to all the other clans of Brothilans to pay them in kind for trade to flow through.  The Clans gave them anything they needed and everything they needed. All this without even doing any work. The only work done by the Niuntrans was to relax and mock at all the other clans. The behaviour of the Niuntrans had made some enemies within Brothilans earlier. Some clans mustered strength to start a revolution to take over the Niuntran planet. The Niuntrans were no match to the power of the other clans. The revolution, as we will call it, had won over the planet. But they could never match the conditions of the planet. The varying temperatures, the pleasant evenings, the smell of Resari(A pleasant smelling flower). The Niuntrans never worked hence they preferred gardening and soaking in the wonderful weather which soots their thin skin. The Revolution never had to battle it out against the Niuntrans. The Niuntrans were lazy and never believed in the art of war. But the revolution never realised the conditions of the planet and were defeated by a static enemy. They could stand the weather. After this there was a common saying among the Brothilans, "Sabsh ehit studh braseit.",which meant static enemy is never an enemy. The saying did not hold that much relevance to the revolution but it was eventually decided that Niuntrans would be monitoring the trade. This idea actually helped the trade as there was no corruption. There was no corruption because the Niuntrans disliked all the remaining clans equally including those who were part of the revolution.

The Niuntrans, after been appointed at the first meeting for governing the trade, decided to form a committee to monitor the ongoings of Trade. The rules set up for the trade were always in favour of the Niuntrans. They received a fair share of the cargo even if it was of no use to them. Every other clan detested this rule. They decided to take an alternate route to deposit cargo's. But on calculation every other route would have made them loose as much money as they would have by passing through the Niuntrans Planet. There were other Clans who never had to take the route through Niuntrans. To lure them into their planet they started to give away offers, offers such as habitats. The Niuntrans were pressured by the Governing Body to do such thing as it would help in funding the Governing Body and its operations. The Niuntrans decided to offer a concession on trade cargo and also provide a habitat to those clans which gave extra cargo. What does habitat mean? The Habitat was installed by the Niuntrans. It was made by the intelligent clans in the governing body of Brothilans. It could use the environment of Niuntrans to provide the exact conditions as were in the planets of those clans who were preferred for this service. It is analogous to the executive class as is offered in planes. So this is how the Trade union was set up. The Niuntrans as the years passed started maintaining records of every cargo that passed through with the help of mermoy clan. And after several years the governing body of Brothilans issued an order that every cargo would have to go via Niuntrans. This was done to bring into the accounts every cargo that was sent to another for peace and solemnity. 

The People:

As is mentioned earlier, the people of Niuntrans are very lazy and do not indulge themselves in much work. But if they do work they co ordinate well between themselves. They have no personal grudges among themselves. They are also very shrwed and cunning. The Niuntrans Clan representative for the first meeting was the most annoying person in the world. He hated every single person who had turned up at the meeting. On questioning about his behaviour the members found out he was disposed off from the planet because he was showing interest in the idea behind United Front of Clans(UFC). The members also found out that he was a gardener. They hence did not consider him to be worthy of been a representative. After the disclosure he was sent back to Niuntrans. After a few days of the commencing of the first meeting, the plans were laid out for trade route. The representative of the Niuntrans was sent for and asked for the worthier representative. He said, "The people of Niuntrans are all equally worthy of been a representative, I am a gardener which is considered as the top most position in Niuntrans." On research for a few days it was proven right. And hence a gardener became the representative of Niuntrans and eventually the trade commissioner.

The People of Niuntrans were soft spoken but there was a tinge of sarcasm every time they spoke to a person of another clan. It was natural as they believed that anybody who does not like Resari was not worthy of liking and unfortunately every other clan felt nauseated by the smell of Resari which was considered disgraceful in Niuntrans. 

They had big tennis ball eyes, thin skin, one nostril, thick legs. They were no cynosure to the eyes and their attitude did not do much help. The Niuntrans were proud and also helpful. But they never showcased their pride of the clan in front of the clan because they despised every other clan and did not feel the need to showcase their culture to people they hate.

Lifestyle:

The Niuntrans never worked. They were the laziest people among all Clans. The provisions were provided by the trade committee. The trade committee got those provision as taxes levied by the Governing Body of Brothilans. Some part went to the Governing Body's Treasury and the rest to Niuntrans.

Their ideal itinerary of the day would be gardening or sitting at a place reading something or sleeping. They never indulged themselves in parties as they never had the will to orgnize them. They hardly set foot out of their residence. On that ocassional walk they would meet whoever came in their way. The Niuntrans also set rules on visitors they were never supposed to enter beyond the trade terminus. No one ever did because almost the planet of Niutrans was abundant in Resari. The Resari acted as a drug which kept the Niuntrans in a trance. Without the Resari they would become hostile.

Food & Language

The food of the Niuntrans was mainly supplies coming in due to trade. But the most favourite dish of the Niuntrans was Fried Hashuts. Hashuts are a type of weed. It is extremely juicy and when fried turns into a bright flaming red colour. The Hashut was very common in Niuntrans. It grew in every household. It was the only thing that grew in Niuntrans along with Resari. It also acts like a substitute because if the trade was called off on a particular supply of food the Niuntrans would have nothing to eat and thus this was a staple diet.

The Language of the Niuntrans was known as Jikhashtur in common Brothilinia as the original word was Khujgame, which meant get lost in Brothilinia. Khujgame meant royalty in Niuntrans, and Jikhashtur was its Brothilinia equivalent.

This was the Niuntrans Clan. If any suggestions or query please comment on the blog.

The Bratamius Clan

History behind Bratamius:

Now that we have discussed everything about the major clans in Brothilans, it is mandatory to start with the most famous clan. The Bratamius Clan. The Clan earlier was never known by any other clans as was common until the first meeting. This was because the Bratamius Clan was neither surrounded by any other orbit path nor was there any waste from other planet. The reason for the Clans fame is still based upon rumours as suggested by the Yosurd Clans, who have good memories or rather very good memories. According to them, which was due to a suspected sabotage on the truth though no body could ever prove it, it was the Bratamius Clan which started the search for sources of life in the universe. The lesser known clans who formed the minority of the Brothilans were in total awe of the fact that some Clan could take as much pain to firstly move out of their planet and secondly discover the minority(which was just pure luck, as Bratamius was overflowing hence they were on the verge of conquering). Though the truth is still a little bit confusing and now since the Bratamius is the head there is no knowing into what the actual reason was for considering Bratamius as the head. Hence the Bratamius is the most famous as they did eventually form and evolve as per the responsibility on their shoulders. This was the history, which is still bits and pieces, of the Bratamius Clan.

The People:

The People of the Bratamius Clan were considered to be like what is very well known as the centaurs. Their appearance really made them grand and respected. Though they were not as powerful as the mythical centaur. They were rather skinny and sharp. But the physiognomy of the Bratamius people was exceptional work of beauty. Both the male and female species of the clan, which they called as the Kunsh and Jaden respectively, were extremely gracious.

The general attitude of the Bratamius people is that they are very helpful and hence spend most of their life catering services for the benefits of the others.  They never believed in selfish deeds. Though that was the general picture that was seen by every person who ever visited the Planet of the Bratamius Clan. It was a very huge guarded secret than the Bratamius People that the people always had a good rapport with people who visited rather than those who lived next door. How they manage that is still difficult to understand. In Bratamius, it was considered very prestigious to enter the committee of Brothilans and was considered as the highest honour that could be achieved. And once you enter the Brothilan, none of the Bratmius People could even look into their eye. And no matter what age or relation, they would always be considered as elite and would never have to cater to any body else's need other than his own. There is no policy of slavery in Bratamius or that of bonded labour. Everybody was responsible for himself/herself. Last thing to say but Bratamius Clan is and was considered to be the proudest clan in terms of people's.

Lifestyle:

The average lifestlye in Bratamius was to either provide lodging or food or gaming. Since there was always some one coming in to Bratamius for official purpose or some other reason. The professions of the Bratamius People was as mentioned above. This would have been difficult to survive but considering the fact that there were more than 1000 Clans in the universe and every clan been distinctly different in every aspect of life. 

The lifestyle of the representatives of the Bratamius Clan would though be different. As said earlier it was prestigious and hence they would serve for no one but themselves. Hence they were only taking care of themselves. The onus of the whole clan was on them. The representatives could differ as any one of the representatives could be selected as the Sitter of the Annual meeting conducted. That was the apex position that any body could reach. But it was not possible for everybody to apply for the post. 

Food & Language:

The actual food habits of Bratamius is never known as they always work on the basis of other clans requirements hence develop a taste of that particular clan which they serve.

The same goes for the language. The people of Bratamius never spoke to each other and only spoke when the need is there. And even if he did speak, he would speak in the common language of the universe Brothilinia.

If any question about the Bratamius Clan, please let me know.

The Clans of Brothilans

This blog is an outright inspiration from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

The History of Brothilans

Brothilans, also known as A clan of brothers in the Language of the United Front of Clans(UFC) ,which is Brothilinia, was created in order to have a genuine governing body over the rest of the Clans in the whole Universe. The Brothilans had the major purpose of maintaining peace, trade and also in giving a unique characteristic to each clan in order to prove its existence. The existence was necessary as every Clan which is a part of Brothilan had to distinguish itself from the rest as none believed in the policy of living in diversity. Though at the start there were objections to the assigned Characteristic by the initially known as, The Ruling Body of UFC. These objections were suppressed in a way that no body could ever object again. The UFC was in other terms feared by all, well almost all, the clans in the UFC from that moment onwards. 

The strategy adopted by the UFC will come in later as now we are discussing the Clans. It will be explained elaborately when we do discuss the Ruling Body of the now called Brothilans.

The Committee of the Brothilans, then consisted of different clans. The First Meeting of the clans was set up to discuss the disputes between various clans which, for the first time ever, was the same for all clans. It was the disposal of the wastes. But first I would be needed to clarify on the Clans. Every Clan had a place he called home. There was no person of another clan in a territory of a different clan. There was no communication and also they never even gave a thought to the existence of life beyond the scope of their Home. The Home that we talk about here could be a whole planet, which could be both big or small obviously, or it could even be a moon of the planet. No clan ever ventured to new planets. It was always self satisfied. And if was not self satisfied... well that is a different issue and shall be discussed at some other time.

The wastes, example: Excreta, toublos*, pratuos* etc, were to be disposed off into space which was believed to be just space. The waste were put in what we call as rockets and blasted out. The action taken by one Clan was also done by the every other clan. That lead to discovery or findings of life on the bulb in the sky. This incidence led to a rendezvous between different clans, and then eventually after light years of struggle, in the erstwhile UFC.

Every Clan sent in their representative to the First Meeting. The whole plan was discussed. And Brothilans was found. Another interesting question that comes up is, How did the wastes strike another Clan's Home?. The answer to that question is simple. The whole Galaxy was intermingled and the orbit of every other planet was in such a way that it would come real close to one planet. This was believed to be very auspicious or dangerous or funny. This belief though is shared by different clans which will, again, be discussed later. The Planets orbits were concentrated around a source of light and magnetic force. The orbits never changed and were constant. No one ever bothered to find out why, hence I do not have an answer to, how can intermingle orbits exist together. This was about the history of Brothilans. 

The Brightest Clans in the Brothilans

The Names of the Clans and their brief description:

1. Bratamius Clan:

This Clans is called the most superior Clan and most of the members of the Brothilans Governing Body are from this Clan. This Clan was superior than the rest because it was the first to reach for the First Meeting and hence every other clan had the misconception that it was this clan which was hosting the meeting. Though since they were considered superior & the hosts, they had to cater to the needs of every other clan representative, which believe me is very difficult as there was initially only one representative of the Bratimius Clan who had to do the dog's work for over 10000 other Clan Representatives. The Representative of Bratimius clan though did go on and become the First Sitter of the Governing Body.

2. Niuntrans Clan: 

This Clans was famous for their food and hold a very important position in the Governing Body. They monitor the trade and are one of the Richest Clans in, well, the whole of the Universe.

3. Harteruian Clans: 

The Clan famous for organizing sports. This was another major committee in the Governing Body as they win every event of sport they organize for the whole universe every single time. Except for the time when a Trantuain Clan had won a single event when there was a massive Flu which struck the Home of the Harteruians Clans, though they did win the rest of the Grand Central( Name of the sporting tourney).

4. Trantuain Clan: 

This Clan was famous only for defeating the Harteruians in an event. Otherwise there was no other significant difference the Clan would have made. They were though considered to be very humorous and light hearted. They were also part of the Governing Body and had one representative there and his purpose was to be the Comedian of the court.

5. Sniftaruin Clan: 

The Clan had a habit of sniffing around things. They could smell and even identify the person who farted in the large meeting place of the Governing Body. Their Sense of smell is extremely high. They were basically there in case the Governing Body needed them. But as such they had no purpose attending the meetings.

6. Lazroth Clan: 

The Laziest Clan among all the clans. They were the last to show up at the First Meeting and slept through most of it. They never objected and never spoke, as according to them it was a total waste of effort. Their purpose was to vote on behalf of their Clan. As it was one of the biggest Clan among all the other Clans. Only the Bratamius Clan was a little bigger.

7. Mermoy Clan: 

As you can see, Mermoy is an anagram of Memory in the common English Language. This Clans though was different they had the weakest memory and hence did things as quickly as they could before they forget it. They were never sent out on long mission as they would come back not knowing what they had been sent for. Hence they had an office right in the Meeting Place, due to their efficiency and also due to their memory.

8. Yosurd Clan: 

On the contrary, The Yosurd Clan had very strong memories and were accounted as the database of the Governing Body. The Clan however was very boring. Whenever asked a question they would start right from whatever they had heard. They are a reason due to which the meetings to the Governing Body prolong for days and on one previous occasion, years. They are highly possessive of their territory and can be quite volatile at times.

These were the 8 Biggest Clans of the Governing Body. We will be discussing each Clan elaborately in order to make you understand in a better way. And yes one more thing, we would be discussing more than these 8 Clans

* - Both the words mean the same. They mean Waste.