Omniputron Clan

The omniputron clan is a pompous clan which likes to boast of its own capabilities. If it were not able to boast of its own competencies then it would challenge the opposition into doing something which it was not capable of doing. The result would be simple. Either the clan in opposition would be able to do the task at hand and even if they do it then the Omniputron Clan would object as to the partiality of the clan towards the said before task. The Omniputron Clan is very ego oriented and would do nothing nor wpuld they challenge anything which would hurt their ego as they were standing at the point of time in space. But the possibility of the Omniputron telling the truth is rare because as a precaution the Omnuputron might manipulate the truth in many ways in order for the normal human species to take years to configure what the basic facts of the matter were. The truth on the other hand might be as simple as mixing the bournvita into milk to add to the flavor of the otherwise stinking mass which is part of the excreta of animals.

The Omniputron is in many ways capable of moving you away from the fact that you are actually human and trying to discover the ways of how the life had carried on without the co existence of intellectuals who could actually define the ways in which the choronological order in which life was born. Instead they found it fascinating to rediscover the whole cycle in which man evolved only to figure out the true purpose of their existence.

The saddest part of the whole story is that the Omniputron were actually geniuses who had figured out how the true existence of life was done through the excreta of many other micro organisms. Bu then they decided that the whole fact would actually disturb the evolved form of homosapien and would make them do something stupid. Hence they kept silent of this tiny secret which was the cause of the planet earth which was filled with homo sapiens which were further discriminated into males and females just to provide for the sexual comfort.

Ideally the whole planet was doomed because one day man would realize that the person he was supposed to reproduced had somebody else's baby and that lead to the catastrophic destruction of the whole planet made people realize that the potential in the Omniputron was high and the investment increased three fold.

This resulted in higher levels of accuracy in terms of predictions and also brought about the much needed humor in the galaxy. The predictions were well appreciated but the humor was the most popular.

Many a times the planet whose doom was pre determined by the the Omniputrons died laughing simply because of the way they were presented. The non existence of any planet was pushed under the Omniputron Report and it would go unnoticed.

The Omniputrons were furious with this and filed a report with the General Council but it created more furor of humor rather than serious offence to stop such piracy hence no action was taken and most of the pirate planets tried to tap into this resource as a flaw and make money out of it. Sadly they did make money and as a good news for the pirates it was tax free because it accounted as public service in a way no one else knows. Ever since the piracy the Omniputron clan has never been able to make money out of their indigenous plans because some of those plans where officially pirated.

The People:

The people of this clan as quite intelligent but ever since the advent of piracy they have been proclaimed as outcast by the actual out cast's of the clan who claim, without proof, to be part of the Omniputron Clan. Till this day even an Omniputron has a confusion in identifying who is a true member and who is not, because of the technology advancements which happened and make it even more easier for fake Omniputrons to pose as Omniputrons. After this a decision was taken by the social committee and the whole power of storing the memory was given to the mermoy clan, who still share a bitter relationship with the Omniputrons.

Lifestyle:

The lifestyle of an Omniputron is very confusing. Most of the Omniputrons know that the mermoy and the Omniputrons have bitter rivalry but then since piracy it is difficult to identify the true Omniputron and the fake and a result of which there are wars which are fought for the satisfactions of the mermoys (who are much more reliable for storing the data tha the Omniputrons). The mermoys are generally gentle on this matter but when it comes to the Omniputrons they become jealous and kill the nearest omniputron to prove their point of jealously. To make the galaxy a safer place the coucil decided that the whole of omniputron be destroyed and only traces of it scattered across the universe as per the law of galactic reshuffiling, which states that a whole clan cannot be destroyed but can be scattered from one place to another as far as no renewable energy source is destroyed.

Food and Langua

Since the whole clan was scattered it took a lot of time to actually identify the characteristics of the clan and document it, as it could as well discuss the bowel movements of the human race rather than the Omniputrons. This calculated approach was carried out by the famous scientist Ulllaf Shifti who after monitoring the moments of the true omniputrons for several years deduced that the middle finger shown by the omniputrons was actually the same as it was shown by the homo sapiens. This encouraged him to carry no further and thus he ended his research and the omniputrons have a valuable life without judgement and laws.

For food they were very very secretive and did relieve their secret till the research was over. The results gave out the food they ate and while computing the master computer was in love and hence made everything look like it was alright.

The treaty of Omniputron was signed in order to stop the piracy but then the truth is it simply laughs in its face and makes it realize that the Omniputron clan is in deep shit.

This was about the Omniputron Clan....

The UNO Clan

History Behind the UNO Clan

The Clan was not initially in the committee of the Brothilans as he was not available for the First Meeting. The most major difficulty faced by the Committee was to understand what the representative was trying to say. As he did not speak any genuine language as per the standard archives of the Brothilans. So to figure out his basic actions, the committee appointed 5 members of the Mermoy clan who were specially called forth for this. The main purpose of the Mermoys was to understand and memorize the actions of the representative so that they could use the actions and explain what he means or is trying to say. The Mermoys found it a very difficult job and the unnamed clan was not included into the Brothilans. After years of research the mermoys finally were able to communicate with the representative. the representative never spoke a word this was confirmed using a basic physical examination because he did not have any ways to speak. When the communication gap was bridged, the Brothilans were able to figure out the name of the Representative. He was the only representative to actually have a name. The name in Brothilinia was Thinguguan Zare. Thinguguan was never present during the inclusion because there was still so much to learn about the clan. So the clan was called as UNO clan because they shared the most weird and a unique way of conversation.

The examination of Thinguguan went on for a very long period of time. Though the results shocked everybody in Brothilans. All the details were made into a report and sent to the committee for a detailed review. The report consisted of information which was translated by the Mermoys.

" The clan which is represented by Thinguguan Zare has a total population of 1. The rules of the clan were all made up by him and since he could not speak about this to anybody (because no one understood his words) he traveled from planet to planet for a home. The main characteristic of the UNO clan (which i believe also suits the clan because of it having only one representative) has taken a lot of time to figure. There actions seem to change and depend very much on the mood. According to Thinguguan, he was the mastermind of creating the language, rituals and whatever else and since there was no objection to his thoughts he implemented them. He assumes to be the only person from his clan and says he follows the dynamic rule. The Dynamic rule is stated below:

"Everything and anything is subject to change and that thing is subject to change depending upon the subject in discussion and the mood of the subject under consideration."

The above dynamic rule is a bit more complicated but on a few permutations and combinations the necessary changes were made in order to understand the behavior of this species. In doing this we have had great help from the lesser known Katranius Clan which used their logic to decipher the code behind the UNO.

To understand the rule better we have provided the explanation below for your reference but would suggest that any conversation would require the presence of 5 Mermoys in order to understand the words of Thinguguan or the UNO clan."

On listening to this the whole committee was baffled. Many believed that Thinguguan was an imposter and making a mockery of the whole Brothilans. They had a meeting and it was decide that the possibility of such a creature to exist is not an impossibility but, a probe into the UNO clan was suggested and a search operation to the deepest parts of galaxy to actually confirm the existence of only 1 member of the UNO clan.

The search party was organised and sent to every part of the galaxy and many other galaxies surrounding the Brothilans. The search only provided them with information on new clans who were not very much popular but they could not find any who had any significance or similarities to Thinguguan. After many years of searching the committee of Brothilans finally announced and introduced the UNO Clan into the Brothilans. Most of the clans were not very excited about this because the only person of the clan got a lot of privileges. But they had to abide as per the rules of the Brothilans because they were part of the committee.

Since there is nothing much to discuss about the people as there is only 1 person in the clan.

Language:

This was the most interesting part of the UNO clan because of its sheer complexity. The Mermoys put in a lot of effort in understanding the whole thing and also prepared a whole document/manuscript. Since reading the whole manuscript can take a lot of time here is a part of what could help in understanding in brief the irregularity in the mannerism of the UNO Clan.

The below dialog is with reference to the Dynamic Theory:

Everything and anything is subject to change and is subject to change depending on the subject in discussion and the mood of the subject.

" Here the subject can be given a different word everytime it is used in the same sentence and one cannot change the dynamic rule. There can only be clauses that will be attached to this rule. And even those clauses would be subject to change and vice versa. The dynamic rule is the only static rule, in a very weird way.

The rule was useless when he tried to use any words, for subject, so he appended another clause and mentioned that it should make a logical statement. As per the rule he was subject to change as per his wishes. So he would change his name into anything he wished it to be. What was the purpose behind this? What was the agenda? What was he to achieve? To this his answer was, "thingjhd hyunjiad romnh porshud". This was the most difficult thing to decipher for the translators who had absolutely no clue of what he was speaking. We were able to take note of everything and hence decipher the single sentence after long conversations which lasted for years. It was deduced on vote that Thinguguan spoke based on his mood and with respect to the situation and the expressions on his face. His body language was the means to find the congruent meaning of his speech. After assuming this to be the way to find out the hidden meaning behind his words the above mentioned questions were asked. The meaning of his answer was analysed and translated eventually. It meant, "Why not?"."

Food of the UNO Clan was anything. Thinguguan ate anything because he did not have any specific preferences.

This is about the UNO Clan... please comment in case of any discrepancy.

The Yosurd Clan

History Behind Yosurds

Yosurds in Brothilans means ancient or old. The yosurds were not interested in anything except for the information. Every Yosurd remembers everything he did in his life span. But then they do not pass the information to anybody as they believe any information they have is their property and no tress passing is allowed in the information. The earlier generation of the Yosurds were very selfish and did not believe in the concept of sharing and enjoying. They kept their information secret and to themselves. Even if they by any means got to know something about another person in their clan they would never say it to another soul. So the most powerful of the Yosurd was the one who had the most information about the whole clan and generally he was the oldest. The man who had all the information was called the Pontro. The Pontro was the king because he knew some thing or the other about everybody in the clan. As soon as the Pontro is elected through a very tough competition which is only preceded by the earlier Pronto and the contestants individually he/she has to capture every record in his memory on paper and store it in the archives of the Yosurds called the Kalshi - The holder of information. The Kalshi was again a mythical place as only the Pronto were aware of it and since every Yosurd always swears to secrecy the Pronto never mentioned about it to anybody. The Pronto after making the records in the Kalshi lives the life of a hermit with all the luxuries one can get. He lives in a palace with all luxuries paid for by the people. This is done because the Pronto always had to be kept happy because he had the information about most of the people of the clan. Though the life span of the Pronto is very small because to gather the most information than any other person of the clan the he/she should be really old as any youth or a normal Yosurd would have the same information as any other Yosurd. But some of the oldest Yosurds would have a lot of information about any body. The Pronto is also respected a lot because not every Yosurd is able to live very long and gather as much information. The life span of a normal Yosurd is around 40 - 50 years but a Pronto lives for much longer (average life span of a pronto is 65 years).

The Yosurds, as said earlier, were secluded from the rest of the galaxy. They did not ever try to make contact with the rest of the galaxy either. When the first Brothilans meeting was set up the Yosurds were invited. They were the only clan to have been invited to the meeting. The Yosurds at first rejected the invitation as they did not take interest in anybody. But then on repeated requests from the Brothilans committee the Yosurds accepted. But they could not send the Pronto because of his age and also because the Pronto was a far valuable person to be sent for the meeting. For this purpose the Pronto asked for another election where the representative of the Yosurd Clan for the First meeting would be decided. The criteria was that the person would have the least information and he would be dedicated towards working for the Governing Body. The difficulty of selecting such a person was very tough as there was no lower limit for knowledge or information. For this they tried to have an age group. As they knew from experience the information of the clan increases by age. So for the meeting they sent a group of 5 year old. The Brothilans considered this as a joke and asked the yosurds to reconsider the delegation. The Yosurds though were serious about this and hence the Brothilans got its new Yosurd representative in the form of a 5 year old. The Yosurds did not ask for any position but were the head of the archives at the Brothilans and recorded every moment at the First Meeting. After the meeting the committee again requested the Yosurds to send more 5 year old for the governing body as in one for each clan. The Yosurds were confused as they did not have many 5 year old. The Pronto decided on sending any 5 years old for the governing body from henceforth. Thus the Yosurds became the official record holders of the Brothilans.

The chances of the head of the archives at the brothilans to become the Pronto was very less as the people of Brothilans did not respect them very much as they had nothing to fear from the Uster, which meant other in general English. When all the clans were covered in the Brothilans the groups were stopped and only on request was there a new Uster formed in Yosurd.

The people:

As said the people of Brothilans were very secretive and did not divulge in any information they had. The Uster were however different as their main purpose was to share any information as and when required by the Governing body. At the tender age of 5 the mind of the Yosurd does not know much and is generally referred to as the coming of age. After this a Yosurd changes his preferences of secrecy.

The Yosurds are lean and fragile. They do not have much mass but the lower portion of their body appears bulky. But since they do not weigh much it cannot be called bulky just sagging. They do not enjoy any sports and are not after any monetary compensation for the information they possessed. A Yosurd takes pride in the information he has about anything.

The Uster were the information holders for the Governing Body but getting information out of them was also very difficult. To make this simpler the Governing Body gave a secret code to every clan representative to only ask for the Uster assigned to them. Only on the acceptance of the secret code would the Uster share the information. If the secret code was given to the Uster by any other person other than the person it was assigned to then the Uster would not share any information and report a breach to the Governing body who would take the necessary action.

Lifestyle:

There is a lot of difference in the living of the Yosurd and that of the Uster. The Yosurds are just farmers with a lot of information about their own clan and the people around them whereas the Usters were people who had very little information about their own clan but had a lot of information about the clan whose responsibility was bestowed upon them. And also the Usters were luxurious and had all the privileges in the world as the clan whose information was with the particular Uster had to maintain a healthy relationship with them. The Yosurds remained in their own planet but the Usters were given the option to stay either with the Governing Body or with the Clan whose information they had.

The Yosurds on the whole including the Usters did not though crave for money. The clans itself treated them with a lot of respect. Their basic aim was to gain as much information as possible.

The Yosurds never betrayed anyone on purpose and those in the Governing Body would never leak out a secret even by mistake as it relates to a clan and they understood the importance.

Food & Language:

The Yosurds ate anything and everything. They did not differentiate between food. All they needed to know was that the thing was edible. The Usters had to be careful because they could be bribed into giving information. The Yosurds were strong willed and if they noticed that the act was to leak out information they would not delve out anything even if they were tortured. But then food was a real passion among the Yosurds.

The Language of the Yosurds was Lantur. They spoke only lantur throughout their planet. The Usters also had to master another language, that of their clan, for easier conversation. When the translator would not work the Usters were to translate for the Clans Representatives but that was only when Brothilinia was not spoken.

The Lazroth Clan

History Behind Lazroths

The Lazroths were, are and possibly will be the laziest clans in the whole of Brothilans. They had their own planet which was a slight shade lighter than the normal indigo. It was once said that the Lazroths were not lazy. They were farmers and lived a happy life growing whatever they needed. The main reason for the Lazroths to be lazy was their skin. Their skin is the main source of energy for their day to day work. According to a research conducted, the skin of the Lazroths was sensitive to colour. Only a darker shade of red made them active and brought some energy into their otherwise lazy lives. The Lazroths were part of the Brothilans because of their population. They were not involved in any further activity because they were simply too lazy to even get up from their chair.
The planet of the Lazroth has a very strange orbit. It had the orbit which looked like a hyperbola. On extended research it was found that this was due to the whole structure of the planet. The only justification that could be given for this strange orbit was that in the first year of its existence, the planet's existence, it was following the general elliptical orbit as is followed by most of the planets within the Brothilans limits. It was assumed that the planets were all clustered closer to the source of light which was provided by two huge ball of fire which were at first separated by a great distance. The distance between the two huge balls of fire kept decreasing. When they were close enough they repelled each other and went separate directions taking some planets, closests to either of them, along. Hence the distance between the planets increased. This theory was named and the "Rubber Balls Rubber Band Theory". The planet of the Lazroths was assumed to be following the general elliptical orbit as mentioned earlier and another assumption was made that it was in the dead centre between the two Huge Balls of fire. When the ball repelled each other they did not come in contact, as is the case when you bring two magents of the same polarity close, this resulted in a very erratic behaviour for the planet of the Lazroths. The planet shivered and moved away from its general orbit and started following the hyperbolic path. Due to this erratic behaviour, there was life in the planet which was later known as the Youters. These Youters eventually evolved into the Lazroth Clan. The hyperbolic path came close to one of the Huge Balls of fire once in a while which led to the hyperactive state of the Lazroths. The rays were the stimulus to their active state. It was during one such phase the first meeting was held and hence there was participation from the Lazroths towards the forming of the Brothilans. When the word of the first meeting was doing its rounds the Lazroths were extremely active. To show actual participation they created a cube which contained the source of their energy. This they did through solar panels which reserved the rays from the Balls of fire and transfered the same energy into red light which gave the Lazroths the energy even when there is no red light around. Though it did not occur to them that this could be achieved using only a simple red bulb. But then again they might be having problems of their own which could have been the reason to overlook the simple idea. The Representative of the Lazroths was a person who was selected unanimously. In the Lazroth Clan, elections are held during the active life stage. This trend was followed since the news of The First meeting and was continued ever since. The important meetings of the Brothilans were also earlier held as per the Lazroths as they were not available for most of the time. In one particular meeting few members of the Brothilans protested against the favouritism towards the Lazroths. The Lazroths never started any arguments nor did they participate. They found a solution to the problem by appointing a member of the Bratamius Clan to stand in meetings on their behalf.
During the hibernation period of the Lazroths they are never involved in any activity. They could be probably stuck at something they were doing while they were in their last active state and that activity would also probably continue when they come out of hibernation when the hyperbolic path closes to one of the Huge Balls of Fire.

The People:

As was mentioned earlier that the Lazroths were the laziest people in the whole of Brothilans. But this was only during the Hibernation Phase which is the longest phase in the path of the planet. When the planet nears the Huge Balls of Fire the Lazroths are quite the people to spend a vacation. They would be the perfect host and do not believe in fighting any other clan. They are pleasant in the way the talk and manners. The planet of the Lazroths is also famously known as the summer place. During the active stage of the planet this planet because a hotspot tourist destination. The whole place comes to life with a particularly colourful plant called as the Kontan. It is also the staple food of the Lazroths. The Kontan plant extends over most of the area of the planet. The Kontan grows only when there is light and the mud contains Husht which in normal english terms would mean water. This is though not just water it is thicker than water and is not crystal clear. This makes the planet quite a spectacle for tourist and is also the major attraction. The Lazroths by the end of the Hibernation end up weak because they can barely even move during that phase. But during the active phase they are well built because of the Kontan which gives their skin the chance to grasp more light and work. The Lazroths maintain their planet beautifully. Because of this the committee decided to deploy some people from the Bratamius Clan during the Active phase to help the Lazroths with their tourists. This was out of good will and the Lazroths never charged the visitors anything which made the place even more popular.
The Lazroths in appearance changed shape as per the phase. The main reason behind the odd behaviour of the Lazroths was its skin. The skin was porous and inside it contained some packets which acted as storage. The nervous system of the Lazroths was connected to each of the packets which provided the energy for the Lazroths people's movements. The Lazroths would have been all dead during the Hibernation but for the Kontan plant. The Kontan plant acts as the ingredient for their survival during the Hibernation phase. It keeps them from fading. The Lazroths skin is therefore very rough during the hibernation phase because of the lack of red light. During the active stage the skin is extremely soft. They have two button like eyes which are only open during the active phase. The Lazroths tend to swell a little during the Active phase and shrink during hibernation.

Lifestyle:

There is nothing much of a life style for the Lazroths. Most of their time is spent in hibernation and in the active part of their life they grow Kontan. There were elections held since the First Meeting to elect the representative to go for the annual meet of the Brothilans. Otherwise they had their representative from the Bratamius Clan who kept them updated during the active phase. Many of the Lazroths usually die during the Hibernation because of old age. Though beyond this there was nothing else the Lazroths would ever do.

Food & Language:

The only diet for the Lazroths was the Kontan because it was the only thing available and also because it helped them during hibernation.
There was no language of the Brothilans because they were lazy and did not consider talking as an option. But to communicate they used sign languages because they did not have a fully developed voice.

This was a little bit about the Lazroth Clan. If any suggestion/questions please feel free to ask.

The Niuntrans Clan

History behind Niuntrans

The Niuntrans as mentioned is the richest clans of Brothilans. They made a fortune from the trade as most of the money was through trade. The Niuntrans were located in prime area of the galaxy and hence the trade union was set up on this planet. The Niuntrans were not the least excited about the whole idea of been the trade capital of the galaxy. They were least bothered with any other clan. The ignorance of the Niuntrans lead to all the other clans of Brothilans to pay them in kind for trade to flow through.  The Clans gave them anything they needed and everything they needed. All this without even doing any work. The only work done by the Niuntrans was to relax and mock at all the other clans. The behaviour of the Niuntrans had made some enemies within Brothilans earlier. Some clans mustered strength to start a revolution to take over the Niuntran planet. The Niuntrans were no match to the power of the other clans. The revolution, as we will call it, had won over the planet. But they could never match the conditions of the planet. The varying temperatures, the pleasant evenings, the smell of Resari(A pleasant smelling flower). The Niuntrans never worked hence they preferred gardening and soaking in the wonderful weather which soots their thin skin. The Revolution never had to battle it out against the Niuntrans. The Niuntrans were lazy and never believed in the art of war. But the revolution never realised the conditions of the planet and were defeated by a static enemy. They could stand the weather. After this there was a common saying among the Brothilans, "Sabsh ehit studh braseit.",which meant static enemy is never an enemy. The saying did not hold that much relevance to the revolution but it was eventually decided that Niuntrans would be monitoring the trade. This idea actually helped the trade as there was no corruption. There was no corruption because the Niuntrans disliked all the remaining clans equally including those who were part of the revolution.

The Niuntrans, after been appointed at the first meeting for governing the trade, decided to form a committee to monitor the ongoings of Trade. The rules set up for the trade were always in favour of the Niuntrans. They received a fair share of the cargo even if it was of no use to them. Every other clan detested this rule. They decided to take an alternate route to deposit cargo's. But on calculation every other route would have made them loose as much money as they would have by passing through the Niuntrans Planet. There were other Clans who never had to take the route through Niuntrans. To lure them into their planet they started to give away offers, offers such as habitats. The Niuntrans were pressured by the Governing Body to do such thing as it would help in funding the Governing Body and its operations. The Niuntrans decided to offer a concession on trade cargo and also provide a habitat to those clans which gave extra cargo. What does habitat mean? The Habitat was installed by the Niuntrans. It was made by the intelligent clans in the governing body of Brothilans. It could use the environment of Niuntrans to provide the exact conditions as were in the planets of those clans who were preferred for this service. It is analogous to the executive class as is offered in planes. So this is how the Trade union was set up. The Niuntrans as the years passed started maintaining records of every cargo that passed through with the help of mermoy clan. And after several years the governing body of Brothilans issued an order that every cargo would have to go via Niuntrans. This was done to bring into the accounts every cargo that was sent to another for peace and solemnity. 

The People:

As is mentioned earlier, the people of Niuntrans are very lazy and do not indulge themselves in much work. But if they do work they co ordinate well between themselves. They have no personal grudges among themselves. They are also very shrwed and cunning. The Niuntrans Clan representative for the first meeting was the most annoying person in the world. He hated every single person who had turned up at the meeting. On questioning about his behaviour the members found out he was disposed off from the planet because he was showing interest in the idea behind United Front of Clans(UFC). The members also found out that he was a gardener. They hence did not consider him to be worthy of been a representative. After the disclosure he was sent back to Niuntrans. After a few days of the commencing of the first meeting, the plans were laid out for trade route. The representative of the Niuntrans was sent for and asked for the worthier representative. He said, "The people of Niuntrans are all equally worthy of been a representative, I am a gardener which is considered as the top most position in Niuntrans." On research for a few days it was proven right. And hence a gardener became the representative of Niuntrans and eventually the trade commissioner.

The People of Niuntrans were soft spoken but there was a tinge of sarcasm every time they spoke to a person of another clan. It was natural as they believed that anybody who does not like Resari was not worthy of liking and unfortunately every other clan felt nauseated by the smell of Resari which was considered disgraceful in Niuntrans. 

They had big tennis ball eyes, thin skin, one nostril, thick legs. They were no cynosure to the eyes and their attitude did not do much help. The Niuntrans were proud and also helpful. But they never showcased their pride of the clan in front of the clan because they despised every other clan and did not feel the need to showcase their culture to people they hate.

Lifestyle:

The Niuntrans never worked. They were the laziest people among all Clans. The provisions were provided by the trade committee. The trade committee got those provision as taxes levied by the Governing Body of Brothilans. Some part went to the Governing Body's Treasury and the rest to Niuntrans.

Their ideal itinerary of the day would be gardening or sitting at a place reading something or sleeping. They never indulged themselves in parties as they never had the will to orgnize them. They hardly set foot out of their residence. On that ocassional walk they would meet whoever came in their way. The Niuntrans also set rules on visitors they were never supposed to enter beyond the trade terminus. No one ever did because almost the planet of Niutrans was abundant in Resari. The Resari acted as a drug which kept the Niuntrans in a trance. Without the Resari they would become hostile.

Food & Language

The food of the Niuntrans was mainly supplies coming in due to trade. But the most favourite dish of the Niuntrans was Fried Hashuts. Hashuts are a type of weed. It is extremely juicy and when fried turns into a bright flaming red colour. The Hashut was very common in Niuntrans. It grew in every household. It was the only thing that grew in Niuntrans along with Resari. It also acts like a substitute because if the trade was called off on a particular supply of food the Niuntrans would have nothing to eat and thus this was a staple diet.

The Language of the Niuntrans was known as Jikhashtur in common Brothilinia as the original word was Khujgame, which meant get lost in Brothilinia. Khujgame meant royalty in Niuntrans, and Jikhashtur was its Brothilinia equivalent.

This was the Niuntrans Clan. If any suggestions or query please comment on the blog.

The Bratamius Clan

History behind Bratamius:

Now that we have discussed everything about the major clans in Brothilans, it is mandatory to start with the most famous clan. The Bratamius Clan. The Clan earlier was never known by any other clans as was common until the first meeting. This was because the Bratamius Clan was neither surrounded by any other orbit path nor was there any waste from other planet. The reason for the Clans fame is still based upon rumours as suggested by the Yosurd Clans, who have good memories or rather very good memories. According to them, which was due to a suspected sabotage on the truth though no body could ever prove it, it was the Bratamius Clan which started the search for sources of life in the universe. The lesser known clans who formed the minority of the Brothilans were in total awe of the fact that some Clan could take as much pain to firstly move out of their planet and secondly discover the minority(which was just pure luck, as Bratamius was overflowing hence they were on the verge of conquering). Though the truth is still a little bit confusing and now since the Bratamius is the head there is no knowing into what the actual reason was for considering Bratamius as the head. Hence the Bratamius is the most famous as they did eventually form and evolve as per the responsibility on their shoulders. This was the history, which is still bits and pieces, of the Bratamius Clan.

The People:

The People of the Bratamius Clan were considered to be like what is very well known as the centaurs. Their appearance really made them grand and respected. Though they were not as powerful as the mythical centaur. They were rather skinny and sharp. But the physiognomy of the Bratamius people was exceptional work of beauty. Both the male and female species of the clan, which they called as the Kunsh and Jaden respectively, were extremely gracious.

The general attitude of the Bratamius people is that they are very helpful and hence spend most of their life catering services for the benefits of the others.  They never believed in selfish deeds. Though that was the general picture that was seen by every person who ever visited the Planet of the Bratamius Clan. It was a very huge guarded secret than the Bratamius People that the people always had a good rapport with people who visited rather than those who lived next door. How they manage that is still difficult to understand. In Bratamius, it was considered very prestigious to enter the committee of Brothilans and was considered as the highest honour that could be achieved. And once you enter the Brothilan, none of the Bratmius People could even look into their eye. And no matter what age or relation, they would always be considered as elite and would never have to cater to any body else's need other than his own. There is no policy of slavery in Bratamius or that of bonded labour. Everybody was responsible for himself/herself. Last thing to say but Bratamius Clan is and was considered to be the proudest clan in terms of people's.

Lifestyle:

The average lifestlye in Bratamius was to either provide lodging or food or gaming. Since there was always some one coming in to Bratamius for official purpose or some other reason. The professions of the Bratamius People was as mentioned above. This would have been difficult to survive but considering the fact that there were more than 1000 Clans in the universe and every clan been distinctly different in every aspect of life. 

The lifestyle of the representatives of the Bratamius Clan would though be different. As said earlier it was prestigious and hence they would serve for no one but themselves. Hence they were only taking care of themselves. The onus of the whole clan was on them. The representatives could differ as any one of the representatives could be selected as the Sitter of the Annual meeting conducted. That was the apex position that any body could reach. But it was not possible for everybody to apply for the post. 

Food & Language:

The actual food habits of Bratamius is never known as they always work on the basis of other clans requirements hence develop a taste of that particular clan which they serve.

The same goes for the language. The people of Bratamius never spoke to each other and only spoke when the need is there. And even if he did speak, he would speak in the common language of the universe Brothilinia.

If any question about the Bratamius Clan, please let me know.

The Clans of Brothilans

This blog is an outright inspiration from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

The History of Brothilans

Brothilans, also known as A clan of brothers in the Language of the United Front of Clans(UFC) ,which is Brothilinia, was created in order to have a genuine governing body over the rest of the Clans in the whole Universe. The Brothilans had the major purpose of maintaining peace, trade and also in giving a unique characteristic to each clan in order to prove its existence. The existence was necessary as every Clan which is a part of Brothilan had to distinguish itself from the rest as none believed in the policy of living in diversity. Though at the start there were objections to the assigned Characteristic by the initially known as, The Ruling Body of UFC. These objections were suppressed in a way that no body could ever object again. The UFC was in other terms feared by all, well almost all, the clans in the UFC from that moment onwards. 

The strategy adopted by the UFC will come in later as now we are discussing the Clans. It will be explained elaborately when we do discuss the Ruling Body of the now called Brothilans.

The Committee of the Brothilans, then consisted of different clans. The First Meeting of the clans was set up to discuss the disputes between various clans which, for the first time ever, was the same for all clans. It was the disposal of the wastes. But first I would be needed to clarify on the Clans. Every Clan had a place he called home. There was no person of another clan in a territory of a different clan. There was no communication and also they never even gave a thought to the existence of life beyond the scope of their Home. The Home that we talk about here could be a whole planet, which could be both big or small obviously, or it could even be a moon of the planet. No clan ever ventured to new planets. It was always self satisfied. And if was not self satisfied... well that is a different issue and shall be discussed at some other time.

The wastes, example: Excreta, toublos*, pratuos* etc, were to be disposed off into space which was believed to be just space. The waste were put in what we call as rockets and blasted out. The action taken by one Clan was also done by the every other clan. That lead to discovery or findings of life on the bulb in the sky. This incidence led to a rendezvous between different clans, and then eventually after light years of struggle, in the erstwhile UFC.

Every Clan sent in their representative to the First Meeting. The whole plan was discussed. And Brothilans was found. Another interesting question that comes up is, How did the wastes strike another Clan's Home?. The answer to that question is simple. The whole Galaxy was intermingled and the orbit of every other planet was in such a way that it would come real close to one planet. This was believed to be very auspicious or dangerous or funny. This belief though is shared by different clans which will, again, be discussed later. The Planets orbits were concentrated around a source of light and magnetic force. The orbits never changed and were constant. No one ever bothered to find out why, hence I do not have an answer to, how can intermingle orbits exist together. This was about the history of Brothilans. 

The Brightest Clans in the Brothilans

The Names of the Clans and their brief description:

1. Bratamius Clan:

This Clans is called the most superior Clan and most of the members of the Brothilans Governing Body are from this Clan. This Clan was superior than the rest because it was the first to reach for the First Meeting and hence every other clan had the misconception that it was this clan which was hosting the meeting. Though since they were considered superior & the hosts, they had to cater to the needs of every other clan representative, which believe me is very difficult as there was initially only one representative of the Bratimius Clan who had to do the dog's work for over 10000 other Clan Representatives. The Representative of Bratimius clan though did go on and become the First Sitter of the Governing Body.

2. Niuntrans Clan: 

This Clans was famous for their food and hold a very important position in the Governing Body. They monitor the trade and are one of the Richest Clans in, well, the whole of the Universe.

3. Harteruian Clans: 

The Clan famous for organizing sports. This was another major committee in the Governing Body as they win every event of sport they organize for the whole universe every single time. Except for the time when a Trantuain Clan had won a single event when there was a massive Flu which struck the Home of the Harteruians Clans, though they did win the rest of the Grand Central( Name of the sporting tourney).

4. Trantuain Clan: 

This Clan was famous only for defeating the Harteruians in an event. Otherwise there was no other significant difference the Clan would have made. They were though considered to be very humorous and light hearted. They were also part of the Governing Body and had one representative there and his purpose was to be the Comedian of the court.

5. Sniftaruin Clan: 

The Clan had a habit of sniffing around things. They could smell and even identify the person who farted in the large meeting place of the Governing Body. Their Sense of smell is extremely high. They were basically there in case the Governing Body needed them. But as such they had no purpose attending the meetings.

6. Lazroth Clan: 

The Laziest Clan among all the clans. They were the last to show up at the First Meeting and slept through most of it. They never objected and never spoke, as according to them it was a total waste of effort. Their purpose was to vote on behalf of their Clan. As it was one of the biggest Clan among all the other Clans. Only the Bratamius Clan was a little bigger.

7. Mermoy Clan: 

As you can see, Mermoy is an anagram of Memory in the common English Language. This Clans though was different they had the weakest memory and hence did things as quickly as they could before they forget it. They were never sent out on long mission as they would come back not knowing what they had been sent for. Hence they had an office right in the Meeting Place, due to their efficiency and also due to their memory.

8. Yosurd Clan: 

On the contrary, The Yosurd Clan had very strong memories and were accounted as the database of the Governing Body. The Clan however was very boring. Whenever asked a question they would start right from whatever they had heard. They are a reason due to which the meetings to the Governing Body prolong for days and on one previous occasion, years. They are highly possessive of their territory and can be quite volatile at times.

These were the 8 Biggest Clans of the Governing Body. We will be discussing each Clan elaborately in order to make you understand in a better way. And yes one more thing, we would be discussing more than these 8 Clans

* - Both the words mean the same. They mean Waste.