Omniputron Clan

The omniputron clan is a pompous clan which likes to boast of its own capabilities. If it were not able to boast of its own competencies then it would challenge the opposition into doing something which it was not capable of doing. The result would be simple. Either the clan in opposition would be able to do the task at hand and even if they do it then the Omniputron Clan would object as to the partiality of the clan towards the said before task. The Omniputron Clan is very ego oriented and would do nothing nor wpuld they challenge anything which would hurt their ego as they were standing at the point of time in space. But the possibility of the Omniputron telling the truth is rare because as a precaution the Omnuputron might manipulate the truth in many ways in order for the normal human species to take years to configure what the basic facts of the matter were. The truth on the other hand might be as simple as mixing the bournvita into milk to add to the flavor of the otherwise stinking mass which is part of the excreta of animals.

The Omniputron is in many ways capable of moving you away from the fact that you are actually human and trying to discover the ways of how the life had carried on without the co existence of intellectuals who could actually define the ways in which the choronological order in which life was born. Instead they found it fascinating to rediscover the whole cycle in which man evolved only to figure out the true purpose of their existence.

The saddest part of the whole story is that the Omniputron were actually geniuses who had figured out how the true existence of life was done through the excreta of many other micro organisms. Bu then they decided that the whole fact would actually disturb the evolved form of homosapien and would make them do something stupid. Hence they kept silent of this tiny secret which was the cause of the planet earth which was filled with homo sapiens which were further discriminated into males and females just to provide for the sexual comfort.

Ideally the whole planet was doomed because one day man would realize that the person he was supposed to reproduced had somebody else's baby and that lead to the catastrophic destruction of the whole planet made people realize that the potential in the Omniputron was high and the investment increased three fold.

This resulted in higher levels of accuracy in terms of predictions and also brought about the much needed humor in the galaxy. The predictions were well appreciated but the humor was the most popular.

Many a times the planet whose doom was pre determined by the the Omniputrons died laughing simply because of the way they were presented. The non existence of any planet was pushed under the Omniputron Report and it would go unnoticed.

The Omniputrons were furious with this and filed a report with the General Council but it created more furor of humor rather than serious offence to stop such piracy hence no action was taken and most of the pirate planets tried to tap into this resource as a flaw and make money out of it. Sadly they did make money and as a good news for the pirates it was tax free because it accounted as public service in a way no one else knows. Ever since the piracy the Omniputron clan has never been able to make money out of their indigenous plans because some of those plans where officially pirated.

The People:

The people of this clan as quite intelligent but ever since the advent of piracy they have been proclaimed as outcast by the actual out cast's of the clan who claim, without proof, to be part of the Omniputron Clan. Till this day even an Omniputron has a confusion in identifying who is a true member and who is not, because of the technology advancements which happened and make it even more easier for fake Omniputrons to pose as Omniputrons. After this a decision was taken by the social committee and the whole power of storing the memory was given to the mermoy clan, who still share a bitter relationship with the Omniputrons.

Lifestyle:

The lifestyle of an Omniputron is very confusing. Most of the Omniputrons know that the mermoy and the Omniputrons have bitter rivalry but then since piracy it is difficult to identify the true Omniputron and the fake and a result of which there are wars which are fought for the satisfactions of the mermoys (who are much more reliable for storing the data tha the Omniputrons). The mermoys are generally gentle on this matter but when it comes to the Omniputrons they become jealous and kill the nearest omniputron to prove their point of jealously. To make the galaxy a safer place the coucil decided that the whole of omniputron be destroyed and only traces of it scattered across the universe as per the law of galactic reshuffiling, which states that a whole clan cannot be destroyed but can be scattered from one place to another as far as no renewable energy source is destroyed.

Food and Langua

Since the whole clan was scattered it took a lot of time to actually identify the characteristics of the clan and document it, as it could as well discuss the bowel movements of the human race rather than the Omniputrons. This calculated approach was carried out by the famous scientist Ulllaf Shifti who after monitoring the moments of the true omniputrons for several years deduced that the middle finger shown by the omniputrons was actually the same as it was shown by the homo sapiens. This encouraged him to carry no further and thus he ended his research and the omniputrons have a valuable life without judgement and laws.

For food they were very very secretive and did relieve their secret till the research was over. The results gave out the food they ate and while computing the master computer was in love and hence made everything look like it was alright.

The treaty of Omniputron was signed in order to stop the piracy but then the truth is it simply laughs in its face and makes it realize that the Omniputron clan is in deep shit.

This was about the Omniputron Clan....