Friday, September 25, 2009

The UNO Clan

History Behind the UNO Clan

The Clan was not initially in the committee of the Brothilans as he was not available for the First Meeting. The most major difficulty faced by the Committee was to understand what the representative was trying to say. As he did not speak any genuine language as per the standard archives of the Brothilans. So to figure out his basic actions, the committee appointed 5 members of the Mermoy clan who were specially called forth for this. The main purpose of the Mermoys was to understand and memorize the actions of the representative so that they could use the actions and explain what he means or is trying to say. The Mermoys found it a very difficult job and the unnamed clan was not included into the Brothilans. After years of research the mermoys finally were able to communicate with the representative. the representative never spoke a word this was confirmed using a basic physical examination because he did not have any ways to speak. When the communication gap was bridged, the Brothilans were able to figure out the name of the Representative. He was the only representative to actually have a name. The name in Brothilinia was Thinguguan Zare. Thinguguan was never present during the inclusion because there was still so much to learn about the clan. So the clan was called as UNO clan because they shared the most weird and a unique way of conversation.
The examination of Thinguguan went on for a very long period of time. Though the results shocked everybody in Brothilans. All the details were made into a report and sent to the committee for a detailed review. The report consisted of information which was translated by the Mermoys.
" The clan which is represented by Thinguguan Zare has a total population of 1. The rules of the clan were all made up by him and since he could not speak about this to anybody (because no one understood his words) he traveled from planet to planet for a home. The main characteristic of the UNO clan (which i believe also suits the clan because of it having only one representative) has taken a lot of time to figure. There actions seem to change and depend very much on the mood. According to Thinguguan, he was the mastermind of creating the language, rituals and whatever else and since there was no objection to his thoughts he implemented them. He assumes to be the only person from his clan and says he follows the dynamic rule. The Dynamic rule is stated below:
"Everything and anything is subject to change and that thing is subject to change depending upon the subject in discussion and the mood of the subject under consideration."
The above dynamic rule is a bit more complicated but on a few permutations and combinations the necessary changes were made in order to understand the behavior of this species. In doing this we have had great help from the lesser known Katranius Clan which used their logic to decipher the code behind the UNO.
To understand the rule better we have provided the explanation below for your reference but would suggest that any conversation would require the presence of 5 Mermoys in order to understand the words of Thinguguan or the UNO clan."
On listening to this the whole committee was baffled. Many believed that Thinguguan was an imposter and making a mockery of the whole Brothilans. They had a meeting and it was decide that the possibility of such a creature to exist is not an impossibility but, a probe into the UNO clan was suggested and a search operation to the deepest parts of galaxy to actually confirm the existence of only 1 member of the UNO clan.
The search party was organised and sent to every part of the galaxy and many other galaxies surrounding the Brothilans. The search only provided them with information on new clans who were not very much popular but they could not find any who had any significance or similarities to Thinguguan. After many years of searching the committee of Brothilans finally announced and introduced the UNO Clan into the Brothilans. Most of the clans were not very excited about this because the only person of the clan got a lot of privileges. But they had to abide as per the rules of the Brothilans because they were part of the committee.

Since there is nothing much to discuss about the people as there is only 1 person in the clan.

Language:

This was the most interesting part of the UNO clan because of its sheer complexity. The Mermoys put in a lot of effort in understanding the whole thing and also prepared a whole document/manuscript. Since reading the whole manuscript can take a lot of time here is a part of what could help in understanding in brief the irregularity in the mannerism of the UNO Clan.
The below dialog is with reference to the Dynamic Theory:
Everything and anything is subject to change and is subject to change depending on the subject in discussion and the mood of the subject.
" Here the subject can be given a different word everytime it is used in the same sentence and one cannot change the dynamic rule. There can only be clauses that will be attached to this rule. And even those clauses would be subject to change and vice versa. The dynamic rule is the only static rule, in a very weird way.
The rule was useless when he tried to use any words, for subject, so he appended another clause and mentioned that it should make a logical statement. As per the rule he was subject to change as per his wishes. So he would change his name into anything he wished it to be. What was the purpose behind this? What was the agenda? What was he to achieve? To this his answer was, "thingjhd hyunjiad romnh porshud". This was the most difficult thing to decipher for the translators who had absolutely no clue of what he was speaking. We were able to take note of everything and hence decipher the single sentence after long conversations which lasted for years. It was deduced on vote that Thinguguan spoke based on his mood and with respect to the situation and the expressions on his face. His body language was the means to find the congruent meaning of his speech. After assuming this to be the way to find out the hidden meaning behind his words the above mentioned questions were asked. The meaning of his answer was analysed and translated eventually. It meant, "Why not?"."

Food of the UNO Clan was anything. Thinguguan ate anything because he did not have any specific preferences.

This is about the UNO Clan... please comment in case of any discrepancy.

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