Friday, August 1, 2008

The Clans of Brothilans

This blog is an outright inspiration from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

The History of Brothilans

Brothilans, also known as A clan of brothers in the Language of the United Front of Clans(UFC) ,which is Brothilinia, was created in order to have a genuine governing body over the rest of the Clans in the whole Universe. The Brothilans had the major purpose of maintaining peace, trade and also in giving a unique characteristic to each clan in order to prove its existence. The existence was necessary as every Clan which is a part of Brothilan had to distinguish itself from the rest as none believed in the policy of living in diversity. Though at the start there were objections to the assigned Characteristic by the initially known as, The Ruling Body of UFC. These objections were suppressed in a way that no body could ever object again. The UFC was in other terms feared by all, well almost all, the clans in the UFC from that moment onwards. 
The strategy adopted by the UFC will come in later as now we are discussing the Clans. It will be explained elaborately when we do discuss the Ruling Body of the now called Brothilans.
The Committee of the Brothilans, then consisted of different clans. The First Meeting of the clans was set up to discuss the disputes between various clans which, for the first time ever, was the same for all clans. It was the disposal of the wastes. But first I would be needed to clarify on the Clans. Every Clan had a place he called home. There was no person of another clan in a territory of a different clan. There was no communication and also they never even gave a thought to the existence of life beyond the scope of their Home. The Home that we talk about here could be a whole planet, which could be both big or small obviously, or it could even be a moon of the planet. No clan ever ventured to new planets. It was always self satisfied. And if was not self satisfied... well that is a different issue and shall be discussed at some other time.
The wastes, example: Excreta, toublos*, pratuos* etc, were to be disposed off into space which was believed to be just space. The waste were put in what we call as rockets and blasted out. The action taken by one Clan was also done by the every other clan. That lead to discovery or findings of life on the bulb in the sky. This incidence led to a rendezvous between different clans, and then eventually after light years of struggle, in the erstwhile UFC.
Every Clan sent in their representative to the First Meeting. The whole plan was discussed. And Brothilans was found. Another interesting question that comes up is, How did the wastes strike another Clan's Home?. The answer to that question is simple. The whole Galaxy was intermingled and the orbit of every other planet was in such a way that it would come real close to one planet. This was believed to be very auspicious or dangerous or funny. This belief though is shared by different clans which will, again, be discussed later. The Planets orbits were concentrated around a source of light and magnetic force. The orbits never changed and were constant. No one ever bothered to find out why, hence I do not have an answer to, how can intermingle orbits exist together. This was about the history of Brothilans

The Brightest Clans in the Brothilans

The Names of the Clans and their brief description:
1. Bratamius Clan:
This Clans is called the most superior Clan and most of the members of the Brothilans Governing Body are from this Clan. This Clan was superior than the rest because it was the first to reach for the First Meeting and hence every other clan had the misconception that it was this clan which was hosting the meeting. Though since they were considered superior & the hosts, they had to cater to the needs of every other clan representative, which believe me is very difficult as there was initially only one representative of the Bratimius Clan who had to do the dog's work for over 10000 other Clan Representatives. The Representative of Bratimius clan though did go on and become the First Sitter of the Governing Body.
2. Niuntrans Clan
This Clans was famous for their food and hold a very important position in the Governing Body. They monitor the trade and are one of the Richest Clans in, well, the whole of the Universe.
3. Harteruian Clans
The Clan famous for organizing sports. This was another major committee in the Governing Body as they win every event of sport they organize for the whole universe every single time. Except for the time when a Trantuain Clan had won a single event when there was a massive Flu which struck the Home of the Harteruians Clans, though they did win the rest of the Grand Central( Name of the sporting tourney).
4. Trantuain Clan
This Clan was famous only for defeating the Harteruians in an event. Otherwise there was no other significant difference the Clan would have made. They were though considered to be very humorous and light hearted. They were also part of the Governing Body and had one representative there and his purpose was to be the Comedian of the court.
5. Sniftaruin Clan
The Clan had a habit of sniffing around things. They could smell and even identify the person who farted in the large meeting place of the Governing Body. Their Sense of smell is extremely high. They were basically there in case the Governing Body needed them. But as such they had no purpose attending the meetings.
6. Lazroth Clan
The Laziest Clan among all the clans. They were the last to show up at the First Meeting and slept through most of it. They never objected and never spoke, as according to them it was a total waste of effort. Their purpose was to vote on behalf of their Clan. As it was one of the biggest Clan among all the other Clans. Only the Bratamius Clan was a little bigger.
7. Mermoy Clan
As you can see, Mermoy is an anagram of Memory in the common English Language. This Clans though was different they had the weakest memory and hence did things as quickly as they could before they forget it. They were never sent out on long mission as they would come back not knowing what they had been sent for. Hence they had an office right in the Meeting Place, due to their efficiency and also due to their memory.
8. Yosurd Clan
On the contrary, The Yosurd Clan had very strong memories and were accounted as the database of the Governing Body. The Clan however was very boring. Whenever asked a question they would start right from whatever they had heard. They are a reason due to which the meetings to the Governing Body prolong for days and on one previous occasion, years. They are highly possessive of their territory and can be quite volatile at times.

These were the 8 Biggest Clans of the Governing Body. We will be discussing each Clan elaborately in order to make you understand in a better way. And yes one more thing, we would be discussing more than these 8 Clans

* - Both the words mean the same. They mean Waste.

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